immortal-spud-thief:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
ghost-anus:
thedoktahandroestylah:
razzledazzy:
teaspoon-of-tabi:
sir, your lawn’s broken.
did you try turning it on again and off again?
Try ALT+F4
just scrape off the burnt part
try adding some ketchup, it fixes everything.
Nah, duct tape should work on this.
(Source: superpunch2, via samarawithyou)
aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwheuhwjn
(via smokesn0w-deactivated20130411)
heart—of—a—lion:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Source: julieeelee)
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped